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| hows it going dudebros? oh man, this weekend was a blast. i wanted to go to chases party, but i wasnt invited, i dunno why. they said the were having an emo(emo is short for "emotionol" if you dudes didnt know) party or somethin, so i didnt wanna go anyway. so i played football with my bros all night. oh man, it was a blast. i love gettin all sweaty and dirty with my boys. | | |
| so dude last night there was this killer party at my friend brians house. there was a bunch of hot younger girls. and you know how no one can resist me, im a fucking p-i-m-p. so this one girl comes up to me and is like "wow, like oh my gosh, your puka shell necklace is so cool" then this hoe asks for a ride in my jeep wrangler. so i say why the hell not. so i have to basically pick her up and put her in the car because my jeeps tires are so big, i got a sneak peek at her underwear.i had some dashboard tunes playing all up in the jeep. i totally know this chick is gonna put out, what girl doesnt put out to dashboard. so as im taking a right turn onto this street. she gave me the best road head ever. holy shit. i woke up this morning with these sore things around my johnson, that jsut shows me it was really good head.
what a fucking night...i gotta go to church now and pretend to be a big christian when y'all know all i care about is sex and being a prick to everyone.
anyone wanna go to the pat green concert with me? | | |
| im updating dudes. my dad wont get off my back because he wants me to play football for northlake, but i wanna play for tcc. my gpa is excellent so far, 1.5. im working hard for that scholarship dudes. i mean, on the weekends i like to make out with hot chicks from my space, then go get drunk iwth my dude bro friends. man, im so happy right now. my friend mikey bought me this killer keychain from american eagle. hes a sweet dude, bro.
-true playa | | |
| oh man, today was rough. i played football for a couple of hours. then me and my bros went to abercrombie and fitch and bought some cute outfits. oh man, watch coyote ugly, cuz when im on the dance floor, its gonna get ugly. then i called a couple of hoes to meet with me. but i decided to go play some basketball instead. | | |
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